Well, my first year at University came to an end; I'm currently in my mid-studies and like a normal human being, I was just meditating on what I personally learnt from going to University with thousands of other students each day.
Now that I think about it, I barely remember what I have done in my first year. Full of blurry memories! Nevertheless I am sure it has been quite an experience; there were funny moments, shit moments and a lot of what the fuck moments from what I recall.
What the fuck expression...
or shall I use this meme instead because I am Asian.
So, without further ado, here are the 10 things University has taught me:
1. "This year I am going be fully functional and organised."
I bought folders, colourful dividers, pens, notebooks. Nothing could've literally stopped me from being a responsible student to collect lecture notes, handouts in a way that was both absolutely legible and handy.
About a week later, my ring binder broke... Several lecture note-sheets went missing and the rest were screwed into unimaginable paper balls at the bottom of my bag, rolling around with numerous leaflets accumulated during the freshers' fair madness.
2. "I will make it to my 9:00am lecture." So, school started at 8:45am for me. I was getting up at 7:00am and get to school at 8:20am. Now… WHAT ON EARTH HAPPENED? It feels like memories of a superhuman machine.
3. "I can handle my drink."
4. "I am going to eat healthy and go to gym regularly."
5. "I don't procrastinate."
6. On loan day...
Rest of the term...
7. Ever felt like Tony Stark at a party? Yes I have. I thought I pulled it off but unfortunately reality does not match the expectations. How I think I look like...
How I really look like...
8. "I'm a flirt master, not"
This is exactly how it goes down when I flirt with female specimens.
9. We all fell asleep in lectures at some point during our time at University. You haven't? Don't lie.
Well, that is still not too bad. Here's what I am really afraid of when I fall asleep in class.
I wouldn't even want to know myself what I'd say if this ever happened. Moving on...
10. So, here's what people think I do at University...
This is pretty much university life summed up in 10 points.
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